I Didn't Slap You…

http://www.goodreads.com/story/show/290345-three-days-of-rain?chapter=1

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I love those ppl that are completely serious but make me laugh so freaking hard that my tummy hurts. I swear I have too many of them in my life. But its like they’re say something in all seriousness and it’s just like the most hilarious thing I’ve ever heard.

And I love listening to ppls music. Thats also hilarious.

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Joe meet Kaitlin, Kaitlin meet Joe. I suppose since you two are the only ones that comment on my blog you deserve a proper introduction. Joe is a Mexican that lives in Fresnillo. But he grew up in the states and has only been in Mexico for a couple years. He’s married and has a little daughter. Joe is part of my guy possy here in Mexico (lol idk if I used that word correctly…lol). But yes, he’s 45…lol jk Joe!…Nah, he’s in his early thirties and he rocks. DDD I’m going to miss him when I move to Saltillo.                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Kaitlin is a white girl in the estados. She grew up in Sanger/Ponder and still lives there/there. She is single (hehe) and has a little half brother and sister and one older step brother who now lives in Oklahoma with his…uncle? idk. Kaitlin is my best friend ever, we’ve been friends for like forever….She’s 16 (omg!) and she is my home girl (lol again, I have no idea if I used that correctly. Help Joe!). She’s cute, sweet, and amazing. (And looks super cute in her ass. dress. Hehe…ass. dress…hehe….hehe…I’m so mature. But just an fyi for Joe, ass. is for assembly. ;D So you don’t freak.)                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     P.S. If you have anything to add to your introduction just put it in ur comment. And I expect u to comment on my personality post an tell me ur letters.

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SO, stupid themes…some won’t let me have pages, which is what I put the story in…I just figured since everybody had already read it, it wasn’t a problem…………………………………….

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I am an ENFP it’s a personality type, and it’s like freaky accurate. It’s like insane. Here’s a link to my personality type description:
http://www.personalitypage.com/ENFP.html

Here’s link to a personality test. Answer all the questions, look at the four letters at the top, (ignore all the other stuff on that page) then google the four letters and click the first link. It should give you a description of ur personality type. Comment ur type here.

http://www.humanmetrics.com/cgi-win/JTypes2.asp

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Babies are so crazy, example conversation.

Evelyn: Que es? (What is this?)

Me: It’s *insert appropriate object here*

Evelyn: Por que? (Why?)

Me: Uh…(How to you answer that?) I don’t know, it just is.

Evelyn: Por que?

Me: Uh…

This continues until I find something to distract her with.

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I’m really bored. And although I know that no one reads this I feel like ranting…oh wait…there went the urge…Sorry ppls.

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Comment here about my story. That means you Joe.

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“Outside of a dog, a book is man’s best friend. Inside of a dog it’s too dark to read.” – Groucho Marx

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I’ll but a star ‘*’ by the REALLY good ones.

**”Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.” (ROFL)

**”Be yourself, everyone else is already taken.”

“I am so clever that sometimes I don’t understand a single word of what I am saying.”

“The pure and simple truth is rarely pure and never simple.”

“Most people are other people. Their thoughts are someone else’s opinions, their lives a mimicry, their passion a quotation.” (Ouch, that one stung a little)

“I am not young enough to know everything.” (Isn’t that the truth.)

“Every saint has a past and every sinner has a future.”

“Man is least himself when he walks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth.”

“I can resist anything but temptation.”

“Quotation is a serviceable substitute for wit.”

**”Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go.” (Another burn from the guy who died in 1900)

“Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months.” (funny how that hasn’t changed since his time. haha)

**“Life is far too important a thing ever to talk seriously
about.”

“I have simple tastes. I’m always satisfied with the best.” (Oh Oscar…)

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